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People say I am a rude bastard. Those people would be right. I make it a hobby to make fun of people.
I make fun of straight people, gay people, white people,black people, Asian people, liberals, conservatives, atheists and Christians, nerds, geeks, dorks and sports nuts. I make fun of love and happiness and hatred and music. I make fun of television shows. I make fun of anime and it's legions of weaboo fans even though I am one of them. I make fun of married people and unmarried people. I make fun of everyone and everything except for God and that is because he asked me nicely.
I make fun of straight people, gay people, white people,black people, Asian people, liberals, conservatives, atheists and Christians, nerds, geeks, dorks and sports nuts. I make fun of love and happiness and hatred and music. I make fun of television shows. I make fun of anime and it's legions of weaboo fans even though I am one of them. I make fun of married people and unmarried people. I make fun of everyone and everything except for God and that is because he asked me nicely.
The Archive.
Good morning.
I have no idea who exactly reads these works. Mute hundreds. I have no idea if any of you actually like the drivel produced in these last few years but the silence has definitely been golden.
Self pity is a mood beloved of immature poets, both in age and style. It is cancerous, and so has been the work. My poetry, when I've bothered to write it, has been of inferior grade and I'd apologize to you if I knew you.
Free verse was another such cancer. It made me lazy and emotional, it gave me an excuse to trot out a piece of work with no formal effort. It deformed and degraded my work and as someone who is a 'traditionalist' in al
Hello.
Hello.
These are the words that I have loved.
Here you will find gems, garbage, love and hate. Reform and failure to reform.
Here you will find references to strangers, women I loved and lost, friends I loved and lost.
Here you will peek, uncomfortably, like a peeping Tom, into dreams and desires, aspirations and failures.
You can see someone grow, over long years, and warp like plastic in the heat.
You'll see where I put things where dust will not contend with them and rain never destroy them.
Hello.
TOLERANCE GOES BOTH WAYS- JUST LIKE YOU!
I write poetry. Big surprise huh? Not all of it is to everyone's taste. I get that. I respect it. If you don't like my work that is fine. To be frank, I don't like some of MY OWN work.
I had some git take down my work and kick me out of the group 'Classical Poetry' because I offended his pretty little pink view of things with "The Weakling". I see some really offensive shit on DA. Seeing things making fun of God and Jesus offends the fuck out of me. Should they be allowed to stay up? HELL YES THEY SHOULD.
Because offense is subjective. I've told jokes that have drawn stony stares and roars of laughter. I respect other people's right to offe
50 Poems
Damn. First milestone, eh?
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I like people like this. 
I guess it all depends on how you do it though.. Sometimes teasing can be taken just a bit too far. 
*On a sidenote, if you make fun of anything and everything except God, shouldn't you exclude religion as a whole? You seem very non-discriminatory, yet you don't tease just the one religion's God?
Just an honest question, I'm not trying to start any drama or anything.
I guess it all depends on how you do it though.. Sometimes teasing can be taken just a bit too far. *On a sidenote, if you make fun of anything and everything except God, shouldn't you exclude religion as a whole? You seem very non-discriminatory, yet you don't tease just the one religion's God?
Just an honest question, I'm not trying to start any drama or anything.